TargetTalk

You fellows lay off of the media. If it were not for the media I would not have known that I am a bitter, angry, unemployed man of low intelligence, without college education, whose wife has left him and who is a racist driven by hatred who carries a gun hoping for an excuse to shoot someone. That is so enlightening and freeing, to finally know who I really am. It has won me over and makes me want to vote for a Democrat.

Listening William?

I'm listening, and the only thing I hear that makes any sense is my joints creaking.

Well now, we have something in common.

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Come now, how do you expect William to enter his hallowed hall of curmudgeonhood without such communications?